I have found a number of ‘explaination’, like this one, but people keep thinking of other examples to add on the end. Have to say this one made me chuckle.<\/p>\n
SOCIALISM
\nYou have 2 cows.
\nYou give one to your neighbour.<\/p>\n
COMMUNISM
\nYou have 2 cows.
\nThe State takes both and gives you some milk.<\/p>\n
FASCISM
\nYou have 2 cows.
\nThe State takes both and sells you some milk.<\/p>\n
NAZISM
\nYou have 2 cows.
\nThe State takes both and shoots you.<\/p>\n
BUREAUCRATISM
\nYou have 2 cows.
\nThe State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the
\nmilk away\u2026<\/p>\n
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
\nYou have two cows.
\nYou sell one and buy a bull.
\nYour herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
\nYou sell them and retire on the income.<\/p>\n
SURREALISM
\nYou have two giraffes.
\nThe government requires you to take harmonica lessons<\/p>\n
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
\nYou have two cows.
\nYou sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
\nLater, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.<\/p>\n
ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM
\nYou have two cows.
\nYou sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt\/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull.<\/p>\n
THE ANDERSEN MODEL
\nYou have two cows.
\nYou shred them.<\/p>\n
A FRENCH CORPORATION
\nYou have two cows.
\nYou go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want
\nthree cows.<\/p>\n
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
\nYou have two cows.
\nYou redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
\nproduce twenty times the milk.
\nYou then create a clever cow cartoon image called \u2018Cowkimon\u2019 and market
\nit worldwide.<\/p>\n
A GERMAN CORPORATION
\nYou have two cows.
\nYou re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and
\nmilk themselves.<\/p>\n
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
\nYou have two cows, but you don\u2019t know where they are.
\nYou decide to have lunch.<\/p>\n
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
\nYou have two cows.
\nYou count them and learn you have five cows.
\nYou count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
\nYou count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
\nYou stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.<\/p>\n
A SWISS CORPORATION
\nYou have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
\nYou charge the owners for storing them.<\/p>\n
A CHINESE CORPORATION
\nYou have two cows.
\nYou have 300 people milking them.
\nYou claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
\nYou arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.<\/p>\n
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
\nYou have two cows.
\nYou worship them.<\/p>\n
A BRITISH CORPORATION
\nYou have two cows.
\nBoth are mad.<\/p>\n
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
\nEveryone thinks you have lots of cows.
\nYou tell them that you have none.
\nNo-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy\u2026.<\/p>\n
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
\nYou have two cows.
\nThe one on the left looks very attractive.<\/p>\n
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
\nYou have two cows.
\nBusiness seems pretty good.
\nYou close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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