{"id":173,"date":"2002-08-17T18:47:00","date_gmt":"2002-08-17T18:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tashuk.wordpress.com\/2002\/08\/17\/173\/"},"modified":"2002-08-17T18:47:00","modified_gmt":"2002-08-17T18:47:00","slug":"173","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alanlodge.co.uk\/blog\/archives\/173","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

George Melley on Religion:<\/b><\/p>\n

Taoism<\/b> shit happens.<\/p>\n

Bhuddism<\/b>\t the shit that happens to us is good.<\/p>\n

Hinduism <\/b> the shit that happens to us has happened before.<\/p>\n

Zen<\/b> what is the sound of shit happening.<\/p>\n

Catholic<\/b> the shit that happens to you, you deserve.<\/p>\n

Protestantism<\/b> the shit that happens to you, why doesn’t it happen to somebody else.<\/p>\n

Jewish<\/b> why does this shit always happen to me.<\/p>\n

Agnostic<\/b> I’m not sure I believe in this shit.<\/p>\n

Atheist <\/b> I don’t believe in any of this shit.<\/p>\n

Rastafarian<\/b> let’s smoke this shit.<\/p>\n

George Melley<\/b>
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Radio 4 August 1995<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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