{"id":179,"date":"2002-08-21T11:07:00","date_gmt":"2002-08-21T11:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tashuk.wordpress.com\/2002\/08\/21\/179\/"},"modified":"2002-08-21T11:07:00","modified_gmt":"2002-08-21T11:07:00","slug":"179","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alanlodge.co.uk\/blog\/archives\/179","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Drunkeness<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Difficult Things To Say When You Are Drunk<\/b><\/p>\n<p> Indubitably<\/p>\n<p> Specifically<\/p>\n<p> Innovative<\/p>\n<p> Preliminary<\/p>\n<p> Proliferation<\/p>\n<p> Cinnamon<\/p>\n<p> * * * * <\/p>\n<p><b> Impossible Things To Say When You Are Drunk<\/b><\/p>\n<p> Thanks, but I don&#8217;t want sex.<\/p>\n<p> No, I don&#8217;t want another drink.<\/p>\n<p> No kebab for me, thank you.<\/p>\n<p> Sorry, but you&#8217;re not good looking enough for me.<\/p>\n<p> Good evening, Officer<\/p>\n<p> I&#8217;m not interested in fighting you.<\/p>\n<p> No one wants to hear me sing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Drunkeness Difficult Things To Say When You Are Drunk Indubitably Specifically Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon * * * * Impossible Things To Say When You Are Drunk Thanks, but I don&#8217;t want sex. No, I don&#8217;t want another drink. No &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alanlodge.co.uk\/blog\/archives\/179\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanlodge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanlodge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanlodge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanlodge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanlodge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alanlodge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanlodge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanlodge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanlodge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}