{"id":1987,"date":"2013-07-08T22:42:03","date_gmt":"2013-07-08T22:42:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tashuk.wordpress.com\/?p=1987"},"modified":"2013-07-08T22:42:03","modified_gmt":"2013-07-08T22:42:03","slug":"want-a-job-as-a-pirate-jobsearch-direct-gov-uk-can-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alanlodge.co.uk\/blog\/archives\/1987","title":{"rendered":"Want a job as a Pirate? jobsearch.direct.gov.uk can help!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Pirate<\/h2>\n

Job description<\/h3>\n
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Pirate<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n

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Job description<\/b>: To sail the seven seas, fighting mainly but not exclusively the Spanish and French. \u00a0This varied and exciting roll includes a free sword and parrot, the opportunity to travel, a tax free income and free rum. Working with a highly committed team, the right candidate could become 1st<\/sup>\u00a0mate very quickly. Additional benefits such as own ship and crew may be possible after probationary period<\/span><\/p>\n

You will need:\u00a0<\/b>the ability to go \u201carrgggghhhhh\u201d a lot and continue to function if your right leg is replaced with a wooden stick, along with a positive mental attitude the right candidate must be able to carry out duties such as keel hauling and planking walking, demonstrate a full knowledge of the 1st<\/sup>\u00a05 verses of \u201cwhat shall we do with the drunken sailor\u201d. We are particularly interested in hearing from people who have replaced their hand with a hook or are missing an eye.<\/span><\/p>\n

Remuneration:\u00a0<\/b>the role of Pirate meets or exceeds the UK minimum wage.\u00a0<\/b>Will be paid monthly in doubloons \u201cPirates 4 U\u201d is an equal opportunities employer. Time wasters need not apply as we are only interested in talking to serious pirates.<\/span><\/p>\n

To apply<\/b>: place CV in a bottle and throw in ocean towards the north English coast or email to \u201c I\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Or, tell us why you don’t wish to apply for this job.<\/h3>\n

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Job ID 2547401<\/p>\n

Posting Date 08\/07\/2013<\/p>\n

CompanySolarWorld<\/p>\n

LocationUK-Yorkshire-Bradford<\/p>\n

Industries Travel, transportation and tourism<\/p>\n

Job typeFull time<\/p>\n

Salary10,000.00 – 100,000.00 \u00a0per year<\/p>\n

Various bonus<\/p>\n

Job reference codeHahar 8<\/p>\n

Contact information07515 016850\u00a0Gjohnstone2604@hotmail.co.uk<\/a><\/p>\n

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