{"id":631,"date":"2003-07-22T19:26:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-22T19:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tashuk.wordpress.com\/2003\/07\/22\/631\/"},"modified":"2003-07-22T19:26:00","modified_gmt":"2003-07-22T19:26:00","slug":"631","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alanlodge.co.uk\/blog\/archives\/631","title":{"rendered":"George Melley on Religion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Taoism &#8211; shit happens.<\/p>\n<p>Bhuddism &#8211; the shit that happens to us is good.<\/p>\n<p>Hinduism &#8211; the shit that happens to us has happened before.<\/p>\n<p>Zen = what is the sound of shit happening.<\/p>\n<p>Catholic &#8211; the shit that happens to you, you deserve.<\/p>\n<p>Protestantism &#8211; the shit that happens to you, why doesn&#8217;t it happen to somebody else.<\/p>\n<p>Jewish &#8211; why does this shit always happen to me.<\/p>\n<p>Agnostic &#8211; I&#8217;m not sure I believe in this shit.<\/p>\n<p>Atheist &#8211; I don&#8217;t believe in any of this shit.<\/p>\n<p>Rastafarian &#8211; let&#8217;s smoke this shit.<\/p>\n<p>George Melley &#8211; Radio 4<\/p>\n<p>Wicked !!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Taoism &#8211; shit happens. Bhuddism &#8211; the shit that happens to us is good. Hinduism &#8211; the shit that happens to us has happened before. Zen = what is the sound of shit happening. Catholic &#8211; the shit that happens &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alanlodge.co.uk\/blog\/archives\/631\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanlodge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanlodge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanlodge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanlodge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanlodge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=631"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alanlodge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanlodge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanlodge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanlodge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}