If like me, you wake up every morning and check to see what delights the postman has left, and are then heartbroken to discover that all you got was a shitty Capital One offer, something from Egg and some Nectar or Vodafone crap, I suggest, like me, you take the following advice I found left by an anonymous user online.<\/p>\n
1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A<\/p>\n
2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B<\/p>\n
3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Freepost Reply Mail Envelope.<\/p>\n
4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold in your hand.<\/p>\n
5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in the postbox and walk away whistling.<\/p>\n
I feel, just that bit better, knowing im wasting their time, like they’re trying to waste mine …..<\/p>\n
That’ll learn the bastards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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