Taoism – shit happens.
Bhuddism – the shit that happens to us is good.
Hinduism – the shit that happens to us has happened before.
Zen = what is the sound of shit happening.
Catholic – the shit that happens to you, you deserve.
Protestantism – the shit that happens to you, why doesn’t it happen to somebody else.
Jewish – why does this shit always happen to me.
Agnostic – I’m not sure I believe in this shit.
Atheist – I don’t believe in any of this shit.
Rastafarian – let’s smoke this shit.
George Melley – Radio 4
Wicked !!
