George Melley on Religion:

Taoism shit happens.

Bhuddism the shit that happens to us is good.

Hinduism the shit that happens to us has happened before.

Zen what is the sound of shit happening.

Catholic the shit that happens to you, you deserve.

Protestantism the shit that happens to you, why doesn’t it happen to somebody else.

Jewish why does this shit always happen to me.

Agnostic I’m not sure I believe in this shit.

Atheist I don’t believe in any of this shit.

Rastafarian let’s smoke this shit.

George Melley

Radio 4 August 1995