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Difficult Things To Say When You Are Drunk

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Impossible Things To Say When You Are Drunk

Thanks, but I don’t want sex.

No, I don’t want another drink.

No kebab for me, thank you.

Sorry, but you’re not good looking enough for me.

Good evening, Officer

I’m not interested in fighting you.

No one wants to hear me sing.